Touché El Douché

Ted L. Dewshay was born in a small wood cabin (twice) in a time when such achievements were not taken lightly, but orally.  Taken to the streets rather than be from them, the vistas widened as L-Dew grew out of a desperate need to age, each year giving himself a sillier nickname.  Seventy two hundred thirty million years later, and just when you thought it was safe to go surfing on a black hole, the remains of this man, who crawled through space to get there, are re-assembled through the cosmos as audio wave forms, and when the head-hurtingly loud pierce screams are re-interpreted by our conscience here in what we jokingly call 'modern day,' it sounds less like a Throbbing Gristle outtake and more like three guys talking about movies and politics.  Key word: 'like.'

Hosted by: James Edward Williams • Shawn McBee • Trevor Thompson

Produced by: Trevor Thompson

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TED No Show 5 - Thanks For Giving Nothing

Released on Sunday, November 22nd 2015 @ 1:22PM

Trevor and Shawn have so much to be thankful for that they couldn’t even make a podcast this holiday week. So it’s time for a No Show! In this thankless episode, Shawn and Trevor go after One Million Moms (again) and try to find their former radio boss online, Also, they play Trevor’s Prince vs. Michael Jackson mash-up, ‘Come On Thriller Baby.’


TED Episode 61 - Fuck You, Comcast!

Released on Sunday, November 15th 2015 @ 12:33PM

It’s difficult to say for sure what it is that Comcast personally has against Shawn, but it’s clear there’s definitely a vendetta. Shawn is a fancy man with expensive tastes who spends top dollar to get the most from his internet experience. Comcast, however, didn’t receive the memo.... because it was emailed. Shawn and Trevor discuss a variety of things, including their problem with two guys named Rod, but Shawn’s Skype connection stinks throughout the show and it’s because Comcast wishes him dead.


TED Episode 60 - You're A Great Crowd

Released on Sunday, November 8th 2015 @ 11:53AM

“Too soon?” “Ladies, am I right?” “This guy knows what I’m talking about.” Those are quotes, but here are some numbers. Out of 60 episodes of TED, Trevor has mentioned that he’s a comic in 59 of them, but it wasn’t until now that we have any proof of it. Finally getting into the tourist attraction that is his local comedy club’s open mic, Trevor records his set and plays it for Jimie and Shawn. Special guest: audience member Rod.


TED Episode 59 - The Olive Garden Has Mob Ties

Released on Sunday, November 1st 2015 @ 10:49AM

This week’s episode is full of close friends telling untold stories. Shawn and Trevor are joined again by their friend and TED regular Jimie (aka Professor Racism) as the trio regale all and sundry with stories of youthful destruction and run-ins with the law. Also, Shawn learns what it means to ‘songify the news’ with his first exposure to Antoine Dodson and Sweet Brown. Someone should songify this description, because baby, it sings!


TED Episode 58 - Back to the Future Day

Released on Monday, October 26th 2015 @ 11:14AM

October 21, 2015 was when this week’s episode was recorded, and it was also Back to the Future Day. Since Shawn and Trevor always talk about Back to the Future and are giant fans of the entire trilogy, you can bet what this podcast is all about. Yes, you guessed it: the new Star Wars trailer. Just kidding, there was a lot of talk about BTTF, and then little matter of Amy Schumer’s alleged joke theft. Also, today is Trevor’s birthday.


TED Episode 57 - Nameless And Shameless

Released on Sunday, October 18th 2015 @ 2:55PM

Something about Trevor not wanting to celebrate his birthday and Shawn’s battle with Verizon continues? I dunno. You know how sometimes when someone is introducing a performer or speaker to an audience, they might say, ‘this next performer needs no introduction...’ and then they give an introduction? That’s silly. Anyway, this next podcast needs no description. Here it is.


TED Episode 56 - Fat And Fired

Released on Sunday, October 11th 2015 @ 5:04PM

It hasn’t been a good week for Trevor, who lost two jobs in two days. Shawn questions if there isn’t a way for Trevor to turn his inability to keep a job into a job. While looking for new work, Trevor comes across a voice-over workshop that turns out to just be a scam connected to a personal cell phone number. Trevor also talks briefly about seeing two of his comedy heroes, John Cleese and Eric Idle, perform locally in Sarasota. It was jolly good, lads.


TED No Show 4 - This Call May Be Recorded For Training Porpoises

Released on Sunday, October 4th 2015 @ 11:58AM

Trevor went to see John Cleese and Eric Idle on the only day he and Shawn have available to do a regular TED. So it’s time for a No Show! First, we hear Trevor’s guest spot on Loutopia, Lou Angelwolf’s podcast on IRN. Then, we hear the final phone call from Trevor’s old boss at Domino’s who is also a crackhead. Allegedly.


TED Episode 55 - Throw One Million Moms From The Train

Released on Sunday, September 27th 2015 @ 12:31PM

The new ‘adult’ Muppet show premiered this week on ABC and angered a bunch of idiots who feel a sense of entitlement because they shot a kid down the baby shoot and go by the collective name One Million Moms. Shawn and Trevor, avid Muppet fans, reviewed the first episode and did the stunningly easy job of pointing out how frivolous and uninformed the One Million Moms’ protest is.


TED Episode 54 - Professor Racism And De Sebben Debate

Released on Sunday, September 20th 2015 @ 1:00PM

The debate about the 1940s cartoon ‘Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs’ continues, now with the company of TED regular Jimie Wiliams in his new role, Professor Racism: The Great Niggerologist. Because sometimes you need to consult your black friends, people. Then in the second half of the show, Trevor tells his story about why he quit working at Domino’s and how he had to get a police escort just to receive his final check.


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