Touché El Douché

Ted L. Dewshay was born in a small wood cabin (twice) in a time when such achievements were not taken lightly, but orally.  Taken to the streets rather than be from them, the vistas widened as L-Dew grew out of a desperate need to age, each year giving himself a sillier nickname.  Seventy two hundred thirty million years later, and just when you thought it was safe to go surfing on a black hole, the remains of this man, who crawled through space to get there, are re-assembled through the cosmos as audio wave forms, and when the head-hurtingly loud pierce screams are re-interpreted by our conscience here in what we jokingly call 'modern day,' it sounds less like a Throbbing Gristle outtake and more like three guys talking about movies and politics.  Key word: 'like.'

Hosted by: James Edward Williams • Shawn McBee • Trevor Thompson

Produced by: Trevor Thompson

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TED Episode 77 - Your Face Is Poop

Released on Sunday, April 17th 2016 @ 9:36AM

Shawn eats a hamburger while talking about his trip to DC which included the International Spy Museum. Other topics, before Jimie called, were Joseph Gordon-Levitt, The Cosby Show vs. Alf and Trevor’s wigger phase. Then Prof. Racism calls and drops a bomb with the news that he is going to vote for Trump. The rest of the show is Trevor and Shawn trying to clear out the wreckage.


TED No Show 8 - If You Ever Change Your Mind

Released on Sunday, April 10th 2016 @ 10:14AM

Well folks, Shawn’s in DC with his wife this week, so Trevor attempts to get Jimie on the phone, but Jimie has other plans too. We only get him for ten minutes, where he and Trevor talk about Straight Outta Compton and John Cleese. Then, Trevor pulls a show out of his ass. Or rather, the TED Archives. An episode numbered 00 and named ‘The Watergate Tapes’ that was made during the long 2 1/2 year (then only 1 year) hiatus between episodes 32 (Narc of the Covenant) and 33 (The Wrath of Kane).


TED Episode 76 - Leonard Cohen is King of the Fuck Song

Released on Sunday, April 3rd 2016 @ 2:12PM

So Shawn and Trevor went to go see Batman vs. Soup: Dawn of Dishsoap, but the review they filmed didn’t get finished due to technical difficulties, so the boys, along with Jimie, reviewed it in their usual fashion: negatively. Also, Shawn bestows Trevor with a wonderful gift of an actual animation drawing from Ren and Stimpy, the episode ‘Big Baby Scam’ and Trevor suspects it’s a fake. That’s because he’s an ungrateful eeediot.


TED Episode 75 - Black Is the Color of My Big Fake Nose

Released on Sunday, March 27th 2016 @ 5:17AM

Shawn, Trevor and Jimie are at it again, talking about race. This time, about the latest uproar over Zoe Saldana’s prosthetic nose and skin-darkening make-up used to portray Nina Simone in a biopic. Then they spend way too long talking about screenplays they’d written and Jimie’s old vampire script. Also, Shawn and Trevor talk about getting to see Batman V Superman while Jimie shits on their dreams.


TED Episode 74 - Internet Radio Nitwit

Released on Sunday, March 20th 2016 @ 2:37AM

The boys got a late start on this one, so late that Jimie couldn’t be on. Too bad, because Shawn learned that fellow podcaster Rocco Vaglica is a racist, and Jimie, being both black and the show’s authority on racism, would’ve had plenty to say. But since that didn’t happen, Trevor and Shawn were on their own, and Trevor talked about Mike Peter’s weirdness regarding this show leaving his internet radio station (IRN). And if that wasn’t enough talking about people who you don’t work with anymore, the two went a little more in detail about Janine and Matthew’s departure from Ferris Wheelhouse.


TED Episode 73 - Watch Ghostbusters (2016) Online Free HD

Released on Saturday, March 12th 2016 @ 5:35PM

This week, Shawn, Trevor and Jimie talk about the new Ghostbusters trailer that was just released. Shawn and Jimie are, like the majority, not the least bit excited to see it, whereas Trevor isn’t as skeptical. Then it’s on to discussing The Beatles, as their long-time producer George Martin passed away this week. Shawn talked a little bit about ‘Let It Be Naked’ and, amazingly, Trevor didn’t get the giggles.


TED No Show 7 - Trevor Leaves Los Angeles

Released on Sunday, March 6th 2016 @ 8:01AM

Since Shawn couldn’t spare a few hours this week, Trevor flips a coin to determine which unaired episode of the show gets pulled from the ‘vault’ and played in place of the usual. The coin determines it will be Trevor’s return to Florida show. Recorded in June 2014 a few days after having driven back from Los Angeles, Trevor tells Janine about his nightmare of a road trip with his uncle.


TED Episode 72 - Fuck the Oscars

Released on Sunday, February 28th 2016 @ 1:42PM

This week, Jimie joins Trevor and Shawn to discuss the Oscars, and its recent ‘controversy’, but the conversation quickly de-rails, in keeping with the Laws of TEDversation The second half of the show is devoted to the effect of religion on simple minds, such as B.o.B. thinking the world is flat. But we know the truth. It isn’t flat, it’s shallow.


TED Episode 71 - Sam Neill Elliott

Released on Sunday, February 21st 2016 @ 4:42PM

The audio that got Bob Levy’s podcast taken off IRN, John Mulaney and Bill Hader’s creation Stefon, a fan-made 1080p version of the original theatrical cut of Star Wars, Fuller House, Jurassic World and the gigantic difference between Sams Elliott and Neill. All this is discussed before the break, you guys. Then Shawn explains his love of ‘Shoop’ by Salt ‘N Pepa and it’s all downhill from there.


TED Episode 70 - Air Force Mistakens

Released on Monday, February 15th 2016 @ 12:22AM

After talking for a while about censorship and playing the clip that lost them their AM radio show, Shawn and Trevor introduce Damian, a friend from high school who joined the Air Force and was stationed in Hawaii. Having a crisis of faith and questioning all that he was doing, Damian wanted out, and his journey is inspiring. Trevor and Shawn learn a lot and Damian is a perfect guest and gentleman. They also talk about .


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