Touché El Douché

Ted L. Dewshay was born in a small wood cabin (twice) in a time when such achievements were not taken lightly, but orally.  Taken to the streets rather than be from them, the vistas widened as L-Dew grew out of a desperate need to age, each year giving himself a sillier nickname.  Seventy two hundred thirty million years later, and just when you thought it was safe to go surfing on a black hole, the remains of this man, who crawled through space to get there, are re-assembled through the cosmos as audio wave forms, and when the head-hurtingly loud pierce screams are re-interpreted by our conscience here in what we jokingly call 'modern day,' it sounds less like a Throbbing Gristle outtake and more like three guys talking about movies and politics.  Key word: 'like.'

Hosted by: James Edward Williams • Shawn McBee • Trevor Thompson

Produced by: Trevor Thompson

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TED Episode 73 - Watch Ghostbusters (2016) Online Free HD

Released on Saturday, March 12th 2016 @ 5:35PM

This week, Shawn, Trevor and Jimie talk about the new Ghostbusters trailer that was just released. Shawn and Jimie are, like the majority, not the least bit excited to see it, whereas Trevor isn’t as skeptical. Then it’s on to discussing The Beatles, as their long-time producer George Martin passed away this week. Shawn talked a little bit about ‘Let It Be Naked’ and, amazingly, Trevor didn’t get the giggles.


TED No Show 7 - Trevor Leaves Los Angeles

Released on Sunday, March 6th 2016 @ 8:01AM

Since Shawn couldn’t spare a few hours this week, Trevor flips a coin to determine which unaired episode of the show gets pulled from the ‘vault’ and played in place of the usual. The coin determines it will be Trevor’s return to Florida show. Recorded in June 2014 a few days after having driven back from Los Angeles, Trevor tells Janine about his nightmare of a road trip with his uncle.


TED Episode 72 - Fuck the Oscars

Released on Sunday, February 28th 2016 @ 1:42PM

This week, Jimie joins Trevor and Shawn to discuss the Oscars, and its recent ‘controversy’, but the conversation quickly de-rails, in keeping with the Laws of TEDversation The second half of the show is devoted to the effect of religion on simple minds, such as B.o.B. thinking the world is flat. But we know the truth. It isn’t flat, it’s shallow.


TED Episode 71 - Sam Neill Elliott

Released on Sunday, February 21st 2016 @ 4:42PM

The audio that got Bob Levy’s podcast taken off IRN, John Mulaney and Bill Hader’s creation Stefon, a fan-made 1080p version of the original theatrical cut of Star Wars, Fuller House, Jurassic World and the gigantic difference between Sams Elliott and Neill. All this is discussed before the break, you guys. Then Shawn explains his love of ‘Shoop’ by Salt ‘N Pepa and it’s all downhill from there.


TED Episode 70 - Air Force Mistakens

Released on Monday, February 15th 2016 @ 12:22AM

After talking for a while about censorship and playing the clip that lost them their AM radio show, Shawn and Trevor introduce Damian, a friend from high school who joined the Air Force and was stationed in Hawaii. Having a crisis of faith and questioning all that he was doing, Damian wanted out, and his journey is inspiring. Trevor and Shawn learn a lot and Damian is a perfect guest and gentleman. They also talk about .


TED Episode 69 - The Big Wheezy

Released on Sunday, February 7th 2016 @ 1:13PM

The show starts with Trevor telling Shawn about a prop department PA job that he wasn’t able to do because of his asthma. The show ends there, too, but they keep doing it for about an hour more. They go on about sneaking out at night as high schoolers and their forays into sketch comedy. A great two man sketch group. They’re like Key & Peele if they were completely white and completely unfunny.


TED Episode 68 - Podcast Armistice

Released on Sunday, January 31st 2016 @ 12:07PM

The Podcast War that was going on with The Vaglica Show is a dismal fucking failure. Rocco Vaglica, host of the show, simulcasts with Shawn and Trevor, and before long, it’s clear we have new friends. Fuck. I don’t know. Spoilers, I guess. The gang also meet George, a friend to The Vaglica Show who was brought in for emotional support, but who resigned himself to quietly telling Shawn and Trevor that they’re gay. Hear The Vaglica Show's side of the simulcast here:


TED Episode 67 - Back In The Subtle

Released on Sunday, January 24th 2016 @ 1:58PM

Shawn and Trevor discuss a variety of things today (much like they do every day), from Donald Trump bringing Sarah Palin on as his running mate, and the many recent deaths of cool old white guys (Lemmy, David Bowie, the dude from The Eagles, et al) to a dream Trevor had about reuniting with his original co-host Janine Nunnery and her husband Matthew. The other nice surprise is that, during the break, Trevor gets a phone call offering him his first TV/Film Industry job as a set dresser.


TED: Best of 2015

Released on Sunday, January 17th 2016 @ 4:06PM

Janine and Trevor. Shawn. Jimie. Lou Angelwolf. Other one word descriptive. It’s the year we came back. Things changed. Things stayed the same. Hear it all again, for the first time.


TED Episode 66 - Spaghetti Again?

Released on Sunday, January 10th 2016 @ 12:14PM

Touché El Douché enters into 2016 a week late with its worst show of the year. Trevor has had horrible car problems and almost didn’t get into his apartment on time, leading to a full day of running errands and getting furniture and amenities at WalMart with Shawn. On any other show, this would lead to some great story-telling, but all it does is exhaust Shawn and Trevor to the point that they call Grub Hub, order some spaghetti and then eat it. On the air. Riveting, ain’t it?


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