Touché El Douché

Ted L. Dewshay was born in a small wood cabin (twice) in a time when such achievements were not taken lightly, but orally.  Taken to the streets rather than be from them, the vistas widened as L-Dew grew out of a desperate need to age, each year giving himself a sillier nickname.  Seventy two hundred thirty million years later, and just when you thought it was safe to go surfing on a black hole, the remains of this man, who crawled through space to get there, are re-assembled through the cosmos as audio wave forms, and when the head-hurtingly loud pierce screams are re-interpreted by our conscience here in what we jokingly call 'modern day,' it sounds less like a Throbbing Gristle outtake and more like three guys talking about movies and politics.  Key word: 'like.'

Hosted by: James Edward Williams • Shawn McBee • Trevor Thompson

Produced by: Trevor Thompson


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TED Episode 87 - "I Didn't Know."

Released on Sunday, June 26th 2016 @ 1:39PM

Customer service nightmares, Jimie directing hot crazy girls in his movie The Process, and problems with his daughter Sara and the Hillbilly Brigade that is his baby mama’s family are among the things discussed in the first half of the podcast. When the trio return from the break, much time, derision and discussion is spent on Donald Trump’s assassination attempt, the Orlando mass shooting, conspiracy theorists who are silly and also stupid fucking dumb dick Scott Baio. They also watch and review Hasan Minhaj’s address at the Radio and TV Correspondents Association Dinner. It was totally rad. Also, apparently Trevor was wrong about something and apologizes.

 

TED Episode 86 - Anne's Sellery

Released on Sunday, June 19th 2016 @ 12:44PM

Well, it’s finally happened, folks. Trevor, after moving to Atlanta from Florida to pursue a career in the TV/film industry, finally got a PA job in the art department of a Melissa McCarthy movie that Shawn is working on. This leads to a lot of talk about the job, and somehow, stories about high school. After the break, Shawn and Trevor discuss Trent Reznor’s most recent comments about YouTube’s copyright battles with its users. They end the show with their favorite lines from Harold & Maude... for reasons unknown.

 

TED Episode 85 - So Let Me Introduce To You The One And Only Titi Pierce

Released on Sunday, June 12th 2016 @ 12:38PM

Listen, it’s not Ellen’s fault you have a silly name, Titi. This episode, if it were heard by the people it complains about, would fix so many of the world’s problems. Like the anti-vaxxers. They’re mad at a funny video that a 12-year old made. After the break, Shawn and Trevor talk about the Paul is Dead theory, Scrubs, Garfunkel and Oats, and just before the show wrap-up, we learn that Canadian singer Bryan Adams is actually a cunt.

 

TED Episode 84 - Errors Of Comedy

Released on Sunday, June 5th 2016 @ 1:03PM

If you listen often and hate the soundboard drops, you might work for a company called Ambrosia Software, the company that makes Soundboard, an app that Shawn bought to use for the drops. It crashes all the time, and does at the top of the show, prompting Shawn to tell us about his journey with their non-existent customer service. Trevor, meanwhile, has watched the first two seasons of Gotham, so he talks about it... a lot. Then, after the break, Jimie joins the program and the three talk about a video which sets out to prove that Amy Schumer is a deliberate joke thief and that ‘parallel thinking,’ which is what Schumer attributes the similarities to her material and that of other comics, isn’t real.

 

TED Episode 83 - As Above, Disco Below

Released on Tuesday, May 31st 2016 @ 3:44AM

Well howdy there, cowpokes. Y’all ever notice how hacker technology looks weird in movies and TV? Well, if a six-toothed hayseed like me can notice that, obvious it very much is. Shawn and Trevor noticed how Cracked.com also noticed it. They also talk about apps, how Donald Trump is probably a performance artist, and Trevor’s new diet. When they get back from the break, they talk, at length, about Batman v Snyder v Nolan and what can only be described as Todd McFarlane v Image Comics.

 

TED Episode 82 - Side Piece And Love

Released on Sunday, May 22nd 2016 @ 9:33AM

Where is Jimie? Kevin.

 

TED Episode 81 - Unrest Among The Wanks

Released on Wednesday, May 18th 2016 @ 8:29AM

With Jimie Williams (aka Professor Racism).

 

TED Episode 80 - Happy Mother's Day

Released on Sunday, May 8th 2016 @ 5:53PM

The guys are in a new studio... sort of, and it's jarring. So, they jar pickles. They discuss their mothers, read a letter from a mutual mother figure who's worried about Shawn not praying and then after the break, Shawn and Trevor talk about games they invented as kids. This is the beginning of The McMoneys vs. The Adventure Boys.

 

TED Episode 79 - Could You Be The Most Biggest Star In The World?

Released on Sunday, May 1st 2016 @ 4:07AM

Shawn had a bad interview for the remake of ‘Jacob’s Ladder,’ while Trevor has been put through hell at the Georgia DMV just trying to get a license. The duo play Prince music while waxing pathetic about Shawn’s new shell of a proton pack, Kanye and Kim vs. Jay Z and Beyoncé, Ringo Starr’s ‘admitting’ that Paul really is dead, and the new tablet Shawn got for Trevor, who will need it for future graphic arts work.

 

TED Episode 78 - Thanks, Larry

Released on Sunday, April 24th 2016 @ 6:51PM

Shawn and Trevor recorded this episode before Prince died. Next week’s show will be more about the man and his music and how 2016 is morally determined to kill every one who’s good and no one that stinks (like Trump). Shawn and Trevor talk about a lot of stuff, and sort of put to bed a rivalry that Shawn’s had with an FX artist who has many years experience in the industry and no experience with social norms or jokes.

 

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