Touché El Douché

Ted L. Dewshay was born in a small wood cabin (twice) in a time when such achievements were not taken lightly, but orally.  Taken to the streets rather than be from them, the vistas widened as L-Dew grew out of a desperate need to age, each year giving himself a sillier nickname.  Seventy two hundred thirty million years later, and just when you thought it was safe to go surfing on a black hole, the remains of this man, who crawled through space to get there, are re-assembled through the cosmos as audio wave forms, and when the head-hurtingly loud pierce screams are re-interpreted by our conscience here in what we jokingly call 'modern day,' it sounds less like a Throbbing Gristle outtake and more like three guys talking about movies and politics.  Key word: 'like.'

Hosted by: James Edward Williams • Shawn McBee • Trevor Thompson

Produced by: Trevor Thompson


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TED Episode 104 - The Cranberry Sauce Incident Of 2016

Released on Wednesday, November 23rd 2016 @ 12:30PM

If you give a shit enough to read this, thanks. Thanks for giving a shit. See what I did there? Great. Turkey Day reference made. Done. This week Shawn, Trevor and Jimie, along with Trevor’s still visiting Uncle Buster, discuss Dark Spielberg films, Skype problems, movie remakes, Cannon Films, President Trump, Robert Zemeckis cock-blocks Buster from Holly Hunter, Buster’s odd smoking technique, crazy bitches they’ve fucked, and more stories about how Kirk Cameron is a just a fuckin’ douche.

 

TED Episode 103 - Trump Eats Democracy (T.E.D.)

Released on Wednesday, November 9th 2016 @ 4:57PM

Donald Trump was 'elected' president, despite everyone you know not wanting to vote for him. How did this happen? Shawn, Trevor and Jimie, along with Trevor's uncle Buster and friend from childhood Anders, try to figure out the answers.

 

TED Episode 102 - Ted Drunk Love

Released on Thursday, November 3rd 2016 @ 6:31PM

Trevor’s uncle Buster is in town for the next three weeks and he’s forgotten more than you know about having a good time. Buster gets Trevor and himself drunker than a monk after seventeen punches and regales all and sundry tales of fun and Britishness, including a story about The Rolling Stones. He started the story on Shawn and Trevor’s radio show on AM radio from the 90s (Midnite Madness) and now, 20 years later, he’s here for all of you, to finish this harrowing story, that goes nowhere.

 

TED Episode 101 - Dead Dead Cabbage Head

Released on Wednesday, October 26th 2016 @ 12:25PM

It’s Trevor’s birthday, and to celebrate, he takes a break this week from writing a funny description. Topics: The Process trailer, the last Presidential debate, female re-castings of male superheroes, Emma Kenney looking young and yet still being hot. Also topics: SNL movies, original Aunt Vivian from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air vs. Jada Pinkett Smith, Gods of Egypt and Shawn’s faith in the system and a clip from Shawn and Trevor’s old radio show.

 

TED Episode 100 - Centennial and Suchnot

Released on Wednesday, October 19th 2016 @ 11:45AM

To celebrate the 100th episode, Trevor tells a story of how he walked away from a standup gig for 18,000 people. This leads to a conversation about Amy Schumer’s recent audience walk out in Tampa Bay. Then after the break, the gang wax philosophical about the viral marketing of movies, then get more analytical about humor, talking about an article that dissects a throwaway Simpsons joke and at the end, Trevor roasts Jimie and Shawn.

 

TED Episode 99 - The Gulp Review

Released on Wednesday, October 12th 2016 @ 1:40PM

Emmy Rossum is always naked on Shameless. The gang also talk about Donald Trump’s grabbing technique. And then they talk more about The Process, a movie they made.

 

TED Episode 98 - Girl Manterrupted

Released on Wednesday, September 28th 2016 @ 11:35AM

This week TEDheads, “Shorty, Blacky and Tits” talk about a mother in England who is forcing her 15 year old daughter into a labiaplasty and that segues, naturally, into discussing the first presidential debate of 2016. After the break they discuss Trevor’s gas leak, Anne Colter’s roast jokes that she wrote, how Trevor’s a joke thief, and that Jimie’s done with Bill Maher. Lastly, we end with good news about Alexis Arquette’s sex tape (spoilers: you’ll never see it).

 

TED Episode 97 - Why Is Everyone So Fucking Stupid?

Released on Wednesday, September 21st 2016 @ 12:34PM

Dead comedians, Ice Cube’s name, Hilary Clinton’s suicide friend and Michelle Obama is a bad bitch. For starters. Then, the gang talk C. Martin Croker’s untimely passing and then Jimie brings up Sam Harris and Hannibal Buress’s falling out on Joe Rogan’s show. Second half of the show the gang talk about The Process, rape jokes at Apple’s HR, the iPhone 7 vs. Samsung 7, and the softball issue of mind control through freedom of speech.

 

TED Episode 96 - Alexis By Any Other Name

Released on Thursday, September 15th 2016 @ 1:07PM

Alexis Arquette passed away, and Jimie and Trevor knew her, so we’re treated to some great stories and memories, one of which includes Laurie Metcalf. Then, the gang talk falling Hillary, Shelley Duval and Sissy Spacek via Popeye vs. The Shining. Then, Jimie and Trevor praise The Peanuts Movie, Shawn reviews the Rob Lowe Roast and they discuss Anne Coulter’s performance and then play SNL comic’s Pete Davidson’s. Guess which is funnier.

 

TED Episode 95 - Fahrenheit 7-11

Released on Wednesday, September 7th 2016 @ 9:02AM

Jimie thinks that if you think Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are funny then you’re retarded, while Trevor and Shawn think he’s retarded for thinking that Tina Fey and Amy Poehler aren’t funny. Labor Day weekend was exhausting for Shawn, who had way too much fun at DragonCon, the poor dear. Then, we learn that Hulk Hogan caused 911 and that Donald Trump confused it with 7-11. For real. This leads to discussion of why the system is shouldn’t be trusted, how George Carlin said it best, and how black people don’t tip white people. Wait, what?

 

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Friends of Rogue Intel: The Earth Collective - Perhaps the next best thing to Firefly!

Greetings from the Rogue Intel HQ.  Duff here.  We've had Mike Troup on the Prime podcast before, but wanted to make a special mention of his podcast: The Earth Collective.

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