Touché El Douché

Ted L. Dewshay was born in a small wood cabin (twice) in a time when such achievements were not taken lightly, but orally.  Taken to the streets rather than be from them, the vistas widened as L-Dew grew out of a desperate need to age, each year giving himself a sillier nickname.  Seventy two hundred thirty million years later, and just when you thought it was safe to go surfing on a black hole, the remains of this man, who crawled through space to get there, are re-assembled through the cosmos as audio wave forms, and when the head-hurtingly loud pierce screams are re-interpreted by our conscience here in what we jokingly call 'modern day,' it sounds less like a Throbbing Gristle outtake and more like three guys talking about movies and politics.  Key word: 'like.'

Hosted by: James Edward Williams • Shawn McBee • Trevor Thompson

Produced by: Trevor Thompson


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TED - Best of 2016

Released on Friday, January 6th 2017 @ 1:23PM

It was a hell of a year, and while it killed hope for many, this podcast grew in ways that you can only understand if you listened. And if you didn't, consider this a Cliff-Notes version of the last year. Or just consider it.

 

TED Episode 108 - Buster's Last Stand

Released on Wednesday, December 21st 2016 @ 9:56AM

Jimie's sick and Buster's going back to England. Also, it's Christmas.

 

TED Episode 107 - Beyond Mansplanation

Released on Wednesday, December 14th 2016 @ 1:09PM

The internet is awash with SJWs, and the latest craze in that circle, from the female side at most, is ‘mansplaning.’ Shawn has a discussion on Reddit with a woman who accuses men of this, and he explains how mansplaining isn‘t a thing. This leads to a discussion about the liberties that a lot of women take and we hear from regular TED listener, the Lovely Leishia, herself a woman of great liberty.

 

TED Episode 106 - Porridge

Released on Wednesday, December 7th 2016 @ 1:41PM

This week’s episode of the show is different than the usual only because it is sponsored by the National Porridge Board. Porridge is great, you know. I wish I didn’t have to write this so I could eat more porridge. We're on to a different paragraph now, and that should distract you from the fact that you’re not eating porridge, but it ain’t working on me, you guys. I’m gonna make some porridge right now. Porridge, porridge, porridge, porridge. Porridge. Oh damn, all we have is oatmeal.

 

TED Episode 105 - Old And Gray Pride Parade

Released on Wednesday, November 30th 2016 @ 8:38PM

Old people. What’s their deal, as Seinfeld would say. Well, it’s death, really, and the whole waiting for it thing. And death is all over this week’s podcast, folks. Shawn may as well be dead, with no voice from being sick since the weekend he only shows up via a phone call, Uncle Buster loses the ability to sit up for the show and Jimie’s grandmother is and has pissed herself. Also, there is a LITERAL tornado outside the whole time. And yet still, Jimie and Trevor podcast. They’re the sick ones, really.

 

TED Episode 104 - The Cranberry Sauce Incident Of 2016

Released on Wednesday, November 23rd 2016 @ 12:30PM

If you give a shit enough to read this, thanks. Thanks for giving a shit. See what I did there? Great. Turkey Day reference made. Done. This week Shawn, Trevor and Jimie, along with Trevor’s still visiting Uncle Buster, discuss Dark Spielberg films, Skype problems, movie remakes, Cannon Films, President Trump, Robert Zemeckis cock-blocks Buster from Holly Hunter, Buster’s odd smoking technique, crazy bitches they’ve fucked, and more stories about how Kirk Cameron is a just a fuckin’ douche.

 

TED Episode 103 - Trump Eats Democracy (T.E.D.)

Released on Wednesday, November 9th 2016 @ 4:57PM

Donald Trump was 'elected' president, despite everyone you know not wanting to vote for him. How did this happen? Shawn, Trevor and Jimie, along with Trevor's uncle Buster and friend from childhood Anders, try to figure out the answers.

 

TED Episode 102 - Ted Drunk Love

Released on Thursday, November 3rd 2016 @ 6:31PM

Trevor’s uncle Buster is in town for the next three weeks and he’s forgotten more than you know about having a good time. Buster gets Trevor and himself drunker than a monk after seventeen punches and regales all and sundry tales of fun and Britishness, including a story about The Rolling Stones. He started the story on Shawn and Trevor’s radio show on AM radio from the 90s (Midnite Madness) and now, 20 years later, he’s here for all of you, to finish this harrowing story, that goes nowhere.

 

TED Episode 101 - Dead Dead Cabbage Head

Released on Wednesday, October 26th 2016 @ 12:25PM

It’s Trevor’s birthday, and to celebrate, he takes a break this week from writing a funny description. Topics: The Process trailer, the last Presidential debate, female re-castings of male superheroes, Emma Kenney looking young and yet still being hot. Also topics: SNL movies, original Aunt Vivian from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air vs. Jada Pinkett Smith, Gods of Egypt and Shawn’s faith in the system and a clip from Shawn and Trevor’s old radio show.

 

TED Episode 100 - Centennial and Suchnot

Released on Wednesday, October 19th 2016 @ 11:45AM

To celebrate the 100th episode, Trevor tells a story of how he walked away from a standup gig for 18,000 people. This leads to a conversation about Amy Schumer’s recent audience walk out in Tampa Bay. Then after the break, the gang wax philosophical about the viral marketing of movies, then get more analytical about humor, talking about an article that dissects a throwaway Simpsons joke and at the end, Trevor roasts Jimie and Shawn.

 

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