Touché El Douché

Ted L. Dewshay was born in a small wood cabin (twice) in a time when such achievements were not taken lightly, but orally.  Taken to the streets rather than be from them, the vistas widened as L-Dew grew out of a desperate need to age, each year giving himself a sillier nickname.  Seventy two hundred thirty million years later, and just when you thought it was safe to go surfing on a black hole, the remains of this man, who crawled through space to get there, are re-assembled through the cosmos as audio wave forms, and when the head-hurtingly loud pierce screams are re-interpreted by our conscience here in what we jokingly call 'modern day,' it sounds less like a Throbbing Gristle outtake and more like three guys talking about movies and politics.  Key word: 'like.'

Hosted by: James Edward Williams • Shawn McBee • Trevor Thompson

Produced by: Trevor Thompson


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TED Episode 117 - I'm Not Inspector Gadget

Released on Wednesday, March 15th 2017 @ 2:52PM

Kellyanne Cuntway is at it again. She believes that microwaves are spy devices, which would be fine if she was Inspector Gadget, but she assures us that she is not. Meanwhile, Samuel L. Jackson is upset that English black actors don’t have to coon it up early in their career. The second half of this week’s show closes with talk of how the JFK assassination is taught in Israel and Trump’s two state solution.

 

TED Episode 116 - Schlockalicious!

Released on Wednesday, March 8th 2017 @ 12:59PM

Jimie is late arriving to the show, so to bide the time, Shawn and Trevor get in a physical fight... with a jar of strawberries. Then they talk for a moment with Freak of Nature Frank Beasley, who is only momentarily available. When Jimie does arrive, we learn that the Christopher Walken/Johnny Depp movie ‘Nick of Time’ was seen and then later completely forgotten by Shawn. The second half of the show is crazy politics and crazy movies. Crazy Trump theories, crazy Alex Jones theories, crazy schlock movies like Greg Araki and John Waters fare, ‘The Baby,’ ‘Bad Boy Bubby,’ ‘Gummo,’ ‘Vernon, Florida’ and... ‘Coming to America?’

 

TED Episode 115 - Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia (Leishia)

Released on Wednesday, March 1st 2017 @ 7:40AM

Stupid Leishia thinks she can sue us if we don’t stop saying and showing her name, so with that in mind, Trevor burns her love box because Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia. Also? Trump might be racist and Bannon might be a Nazi.

 

TED Episode 114 - Pot, Pussy And Prophylactics

Released on Wednesday, February 22nd 2017 @ 12:38PM

The show starts off with technical issues, at first without Jimie, but the new producer, Norman, fixes things with his incompetence. The gang talks about Leishia, Miles Teller, Trevor’s crappy money situation and conservative press queer Milo Yiannopoulis. After the break, they discuss Leishia, Trevor’s Friday night booty call, WalMart’s ‘free’ donuts, and the possible end to a radio feud between Gregg ‘Opie’ Hughes and Howard ‘Hoo Hoo’ Stern.

 

TED Episode 113 - Waxing Poetic And Being Frank

Released on Wednesday, February 15th 2017 @ 2:45AM

Trevor went to an open mic that turned out to be a black poetry slam, and this leads to a discussion about SNL’s latest Kellyanne Conway sketch, and Dave Chappelle’s visit to Sarasota. Then the gang discuss an incessant MiSTie who wants a lossless mix of the Love Theme Remix, baby ghost stories, Trevor and Leishia’s friendship status and the show ends with a reunion with “Freak of Nature” Frank Beasley.

 

TED No Show 11 - Put A Clown Nose On It

Released on Wednesday, February 8th 2017 @ 2:39PM

For any of you nostalgic for the Obama Administration, this week’s show was recorded some time back in those days... probably in the fall of last year. But what did Shawn, Trevor and Jimie discuss? Nothing, unless you count pan handling, Jimie’s grandmother's antics, suicide stories, cop stories, parental advisory with music and movies, that movie they made, ‘The Process,’ and Trevor’s glorified panhandling side business for sharpening his comedic jabs: Yucks 4 Bucks.

 

TED Episode 112 - A Sticky Situation

Released on Wednesday, February 1st 2017 @ 3:58PM

Shawn and Jimie are at it again, discussing (albeit heatedly) the negative reaction to Donald Trump’s presidency. Trevor is also there. Later, the gang talk about The Vaglica Show when Trevor plays a clip of him calling in as The Ghost of Orson Welles. This leads in to Jimie talking about the drinking problems of a woman he’s apparently not fucking.

 

TED Episode 111 - Conway Or The Highway

Released on Thursday, January 26th 2017 @ 11:28AM

So what we were late. You act like things are normal. This isn’t a show with tons of fans, ya know. There’s no demand. We are Touché El Douché, the podcast that dictates, takes notes and then gets in trouble for passing them during Home Ec. On this show, Trevor, Shawn and Jimie wax interesting about the first week of Trump’s presidency and the finer points of Westworld. Then Jimie bails during break to fuck a drunk white bitch. Too bad it wasn’t Kelly Conway, that would’ve been a great, if not awkward, interview.

 

TED Episode 110 - Bette Midler Isn't A Whore

Released on Wednesday, January 18th 2017 @ 1:00PM

Shorty, Blackie and Tits are back and enjoying their last week as Americans under the Obama Administration. This leads to more discussion about successful cartoonists’ integrity, the movie ‘Bobby,’ Meryl Streep, the process of filmmaking and the JFK assassination. After the break, they talk about Trevor’s fight with his dad over the holiday, Mark Hamill’s Joker reading Donald Trump’s tweets and how the walls of sanity are crashing down around Shelley Duvall, who in a recent interview rambles about several disconnected things from Bette Midler to the band Chicago.

 

TED Episode 109 - Bye, Leishia!

Released on Wednesday, January 11th 2017 @ 11:53AM

Well hello, 2017. I’m Touché El Douché, my friends call me Ted, and the guys that host me are back for another year after taking off for the holidays. Shawn and Jimie had a good time, but Trevor however, did not. They spend some time talking about President Trump, but then get into Trevor’s holiday where he confessed his love for The Lovely Leishia. He also learns what everyone already knows about him, that he’s a giant ass hat.

 

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