Touché El Douché

Ted L. Dewshay was born in a small wood cabin (twice) in a time when such achievements were not taken lightly, but orally.  Taken to the streets rather than be from them, the vistas widened as L-Dew grew out of a desperate need to age, each year giving himself a sillier nickname.  Seventy two hundred thirty million years later, and just when you thought it was safe to go surfing on a black hole, the remains of this man, who crawled through space to get there, are re-assembled through the cosmos as audio wave forms, and when the head-hurtingly loud pierce screams are re-interpreted by our conscience here in what we jokingly call 'modern day,' it sounds less like a Throbbing Gristle outtake and more like three guys talking about movies and politics.  Key word: 'like.'

Hosted by: James Edward Williams • Shawn McBee • Trevor Thompson

Produced by: Trevor Thompson


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TED Episode 121 - Rogue One Intel Zero

Released on Wednesday, April 19th 2017 @ 11:11AM

Alright fuckers, time to start taking this shit seriously. We are auditioning to get on to Rogue Intel, and submitting this episode to them. Knowing full well that the staff and podcasters on Rogue will be voting based on this episode, Shawn, Trevor and Jimie ramble on about the following things:

Actors that played superheroes who kept their suit, the house that Shawn's trying to buy, negative reactions to Amy Schumer’s new Netflix special, and then after the break, there are two searches: one for a daft cunt, and the other for a connection with Frank.

 

TED Episode 120 - Prime Cuts (Trevor Off)

Released on Wednesday, April 12th 2017 @ 1:49AM

Shawn comes back to life in an amazing tale of who cares and he brings a friend with him, that of Rogue Intel’s Prime Podcast’s co-host Patrick Duffy, to help tell the story of how Trevor was a guest on their show, causing the episode not to air (you thought he was bad on THIS show). Later on in the show we learn that Shawn is buying a house, that Jimie’s youngest daughter was in a car accident and that Don Rickles is dead. On the break, TED celebrates the comedy stylings of Rickles by playing an old bit by Bob Newhart.

 

TED Episode 119 - The Open Boat

Released on Wednesday, April 5th 2017 @ 2:54PM

The Open Boat by Stephen Crane is a story about a group of men who are abandoned in a lifeboat that decide to carry on despite the fact that one of their crew has died. This is what has happened with the show this week. Shawn is dead and Jimie and Trevor decide to carry on without him, electing to pretend that he’s not, and will simply be back next week when he gets back from a vacation with his wife. Frank Beasley is later called to pretend that Shawn is still alive, well and merely in Sarasota for a family thing.

 

TED Episode 118 - Cousin-fuckery

Released on Wednesday, March 29th 2017 @ 12:39PM

Back in October, Trevor strolled into an ice cream store and hit on a woman, only to take her to an Italian restaurant. Little did he know that woman was Mama June, Honey Boo Boo’s mom, and he had walked onto the ‘set’ of her new show. Zoiks! Then after the break, Shawn and Trevor talk with Jimie about their other podcast, Table Reads, and how, apparently on the latest episode, Trevor said the N word more than actual N words do.

 

TED No Show 12 - Joe Pesci: A Man and His Music

Released on Thursday, March 23rd 2017 @ 10:11AM

Trevor and Shawn tell the story of when they cosplayed as Jay and Silent Bob for the open of ‘Strike Back,’ and this, understandably, goes to on to a lengthy discussion of mall security guard movies and then we go on to Trevor's insomnia... oh boy. Then Jimie, Trevor and Shawn converse about Joe Pesci’s great singing career, and then end the show by trying to decide what is the Best Comedy of All Time and what isn’t.

 

TED Episode 117 - I'm Not Inspector Gadget

Released on Wednesday, March 15th 2017 @ 2:52PM

Kellyanne Cuntway is at it again. She believes that microwaves are spy devices, which would be fine if she was Inspector Gadget, but she assures us that she is not. Meanwhile, Samuel L. Jackson is upset that English black actors don’t have to coon it up early in their career. The second half of this week’s show closes with talk of how the JFK assassination is taught in Israel and Trump’s two state solution.

 

TED Episode 116 - Schlockalicious!

Released on Wednesday, March 8th 2017 @ 12:59PM

Jimie is late arriving to the show, so to bide the time, Shawn and Trevor get in a physical fight... with a jar of strawberries. Then they talk for a moment with Freak of Nature Frank Beasley, who is only momentarily available. When Jimie does arrive, we learn that the Christopher Walken/Johnny Depp movie ‘Nick of Time’ was seen and then later completely forgotten by Shawn. The second half of the show is crazy politics and crazy movies. Crazy Trump theories, crazy Alex Jones theories, crazy schlock movies like Greg Araki and John Waters fare, ‘The Baby,’ ‘Bad Boy Bubby,’ ‘Gummo,’ ‘Vernon, Florida’ and... ‘Coming to America?’

 

TED Episode 115 - Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia (Leishia)

Released on Wednesday, March 1st 2017 @ 7:40AM

Stupid Leishia thinks she can sue us if we don’t stop saying and showing her name, so with that in mind, Trevor burns her love box because Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia Leishia. Also? Trump might be racist and Bannon might be a Nazi.

 

TED Episode 114 - Pot, Pussy And Prophylactics

Released on Wednesday, February 22nd 2017 @ 12:38PM

The show starts off with technical issues, at first without Jimie, but the new producer, Norman, fixes things with his incompetence. The gang talks about Leishia, Miles Teller, Trevor’s crappy money situation and conservative press queer Milo Yiannopoulis. After the break, they discuss Leishia, Trevor’s Friday night booty call, WalMart’s ‘free’ donuts, and the possible end to a radio feud between Gregg ‘Opie’ Hughes and Howard ‘Hoo Hoo’ Stern.

 

TED Episode 113 - Waxing Poetic And Being Frank

Released on Wednesday, February 15th 2017 @ 2:45AM

Trevor went to an open mic that turned out to be a black poetry slam, and this leads to a discussion about SNL’s latest Kellyanne Conway sketch, and Dave Chappelle’s visit to Sarasota. Then the gang discuss an incessant MiSTie who wants a lossless mix of the Love Theme Remix, baby ghost stories, Trevor and Leishia’s friendship status and the show ends with a reunion with “Freak of Nature” Frank Beasley.

 

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Friends of Rogue Intel: The Earth Collective - Perhaps the next best thing to Firefly!

Greetings from the Rogue Intel HQ.  Duff here.  We've had Mike Troup on the Prime podcast before, but wanted to make a special mention of his podcast: The Earth Collective.

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