Touché El Douché

Ted L. Dewshay was born in a small wood cabin (twice) in a time when such achievements were not taken lightly, but orally.  Taken to the streets rather than be from them, the vistas widened as L-Dew grew out of a desperate need to age, each year giving himself a sillier nickname.  Seventy two hundred thirty million years later, and just when you thought it was safe to go surfing on a black hole, the remains of this man, who crawled through space to get there, are re-assembled through the cosmos as audio wave forms, and when the head-hurtingly loud pierce screams are re-interpreted by our conscience here in what we jokingly call 'modern day,' it sounds less like a Throbbing Gristle outtake and more like three guys talking about movies and politics.  Key word: 'like.'

Hosted by: James Edward Williams • Shawn McBee • Trevor Thompson

Produced by: Trevor Thompson


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TED Episode 125: Adorable and Delicious!

Released on Wednesday, May 17th 2017 @ 9:50AM


So Shawn lets the show go on for ten seconds before talking about Comey’s firing and the likelihood that Trump will be impeached.  Then the guys talk about Chris Elliott, Galaxy Quest and what they would each do if they won the lottery (totally not hack!!).

On Side 2, SBAT (Shorty, Blacky and Tits... write it down) talk about drummers, Axl Rose performing with AC/DC in a cast, Wesley Snipes’s tax dodging and hopes for a good Janis Joplin movie.

 

TED Episode 124: Romans Are the New Spearchuckers

Released on Wednesday, May 10th 2017 @ 1:24PM

Mike Jenkins from Prime joins us for a conversation about how very old we all are, Trevor’s drunk antics on Prime, Jimie’s bad profile picture on this infographic, and then Jimie’s family troubles.

After the break it doesn’t get any better.  Shawn got fired from The Walking Dead, Trevor got dumped (but doesn’t talk about it) and at the end, there’s a minute or two about Key and Peele being coons before Trevor brings up Insane Clown Posse’s song about killing Jimie, prompting him to tell the story to an astonished Mike.

 

TED Episode 123: The Nth Word Debate

Released on Wednesday, May 3rd 2017 @ 10:14AM

This week is something out of form for the podcast; a look back.  Shawn and Jimie are out of the studio, leaving Trevor to reflect on ‘The Great Debate,’ a discussion from 2015 about ‘Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs.’

This episode was foundational, as well as rare.  Animation history goes up against modern sensitivity on this week’s.... thing.

 

TED Episode 122: You Can't Do That On Podcasting

Released on Tuesday, April 25th 2017 @ 10:40PM

The gang celebrate their 122nd episode and their debut on Rogue Intel by talking about things with microphones in front of their face holes.  There's some discussion about what is appropriate, and then a celebration of all that is not.  Also, there's something in there about Rod Schneider and Sylvester Stallone doing movies together (with Stallone being funnier in both).

 

TED Episode 121 - Rogue One Intel Zero

Released on Wednesday, April 19th 2017 @ 11:11AM

Alright fuckers, time to start taking this shit seriously. We are auditioning to get on to Rogue Intel, and submitting this episode to them. Knowing full well that the staff and podcasters on Rogue will be voting based on this episode, Shawn, Trevor and Jimie ramble on about the following things: Actors that played superheroes who kept their suit, the house that Shawn's trying to buy, negative reactions to Amy Schumer’s new Netflix special, and then after the break, there are two searches: one for a daft cunt, and the other for a connection with Frank.

 

TED Episode 121 - Rogue One Intel Zero

Released on Wednesday, April 19th 2017 @ 11:11AM

Alright fuckers, time to start taking this shit seriously. We are auditioning to get on to Rogue Intel, and submitting this episode to them. Knowing full well that the staff and podcasters on Rogue will be voting based on this episode, Shawn, Trevor and Jimie ramble on about the following things:

Actors that played superheroes who kept their suit, the house that Shawn's trying to buy, negative reactions to Amy Schumer’s new Netflix special, and then after the break, there are two searches: one for a daft cunt, and the other for a connection with Frank.

 

TED Episode 120 - Prime Cuts (Trevor Off)

Released on Wednesday, April 12th 2017 @ 1:49AM

Shawn comes back to life in an amazing tale of who cares and he brings a friend with him, that of Rogue Intel’s Prime Podcast’s co-host Patrick Duffy, to help tell the story of how Trevor was a guest on their show, causing the episode not to air (you thought he was bad on THIS show). Later on in the show we learn that Shawn is buying a house, that Jimie’s youngest daughter was in a car accident and that Don Rickles is dead. On the break, TED celebrates the comedy stylings of Rickles by playing an old bit by Bob Newhart.

 

TED Episode 119 - The Open Boat

Released on Wednesday, April 5th 2017 @ 2:54PM

The Open Boat by Stephen Crane is a story about a group of men who are abandoned in a lifeboat that decide to carry on despite the fact that one of their crew has died. This is what has happened with the show this week. Shawn is dead and Jimie and Trevor decide to carry on without him, electing to pretend that he’s not, and will simply be back next week when he gets back from a vacation with his wife. Frank Beasley is later called to pretend that Shawn is still alive, well and merely in Sarasota for a family thing.

 

TED Episode 118 - Cousin-fuckery

Released on Wednesday, March 29th 2017 @ 12:39PM

Back in October, Trevor strolled into an ice cream store and hit on a woman, only to take her to an Italian restaurant. Little did he know that woman was Mama June, Honey Boo Boo’s mom, and he had walked onto the ‘set’ of her new show. Zoiks! Then after the break, Shawn and Trevor talk with Jimie about their other podcast, Table Reads, and how, apparently on the latest episode, Trevor said the N word more than actual N words do.

 

TED No Show 12 - Joe Pesci: A Man and His Music

Released on Thursday, March 23rd 2017 @ 10:11AM

Trevor and Shawn tell the story of when they cosplayed as Jay and Silent Bob for the open of ‘Strike Back,’ and this, understandably, goes to on to a lengthy discussion of mall security guard movies and then we go on to Trevor's insomnia... oh boy. Then Jimie, Trevor and Shawn converse about Joe Pesci’s great singing career, and then end the show by trying to decide what is the Best Comedy of All Time and what isn’t.

 

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