Table Reads

Two assholes read screenplays that never made it to the big screen. Some of these screenplays were works by these two and some are professional works that just never made it.
 
The one unifying characteristic of all of these scripts is that they're BAD. As such, this podcast is about more than just reading scripts, these two brave microphone jockeys also tirelessly mock the things they read, often with the help of their friends.

Hosted by: Trevor Thompson • Shawn McBee

Produced by: Trevor Thompson


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Table Reads Supplemental - Our new website!

Released on Friday, May 27th 2016 @ 1:15PM

Just a quick update to let you know that we have a new site at tablereadspodcast.com

 

Table Reads ep. 10 - Ghostbusters, The Next Gen

Released on Wednesday, May 25th 2016 @ 2:59PM

After taking a prolonged hiatus to wrap up some projects, Table Reads is back with new episodes EVERY TUESDAY. (this one is a day late due to some technical difficulties, but from here on out, you can expect to be able to listen on your Tuesday morning commute, if you so wish!) In this episode, Shawn and Trevor dip back into the well to a collaborative effort from around the turn of the millennium: Their never-completed Ghostbusters Reboot! This one is a shorty, they got it all done in a single episode!

 

Table Reads ep. 09 - Urban Folktale Part 6

Released on Monday, January 11th 2016 @ 9:13PM

In our teen years, we wrote a short heist film that was later turned into a mopey teen angst NOT-Heist film.  THIS is that mopey teen-angst not-heist film. It was the first feature-length screenplay we ever wrote and, guys, it stinks. BUT, this is also the third draft. So imagine how bad the earlier two must have been, eh?Being a feature, we had to split this one up into a few episodes. This the LAST PART. Enjoy.

 

Table Reads ep. 08 - Urban Folktale Part 5

Released on Monday, December 21st 2015 @ 12:59PM

In our teen years, we wrote a short heist film that was later turned into a mopey teen angst NOT-Heist film.  THIS is that mopey teen-angst not-heist film. It was the first feature-length screenplay we ever wrote and, guys, it stinks. BUT, this is also the third draft. So imagine how bad the earlier two must have been, eh?Being a feature, we had to split this one up into a few episodes. This is part 5. Enjoy.

 

Table Reads ep. 07 - Urban Folktale Part 4

Released on Tuesday, December 15th 2015 @ 10:32PM

In our teen years, we wrote a short heist film that was later turned into a mopey teen angst NOT-Heist film.  THIS is that mopey teen-angst not-heist film. It was the first feature-length screenplay we ever wrote and, guys, it stinks. BUT, this is also the third draft. So imagine how bad the earlier two must have been, eh?Being a feature, we had to split this one up into a few episodes. This is part 4. Enjoy.

 

Table Reads ep. 06 - Urban Folktale Part 3

Released on Monday, December 7th 2015 @ 12:03AM

In our teen years, we wrote a short heist film that was later turned into a mopey teen angst NOT-Heist film.  THIS is that mopey teen-angst not-heist film. It was the first feature-length screenplay we ever wrote and, guys, it stinks. BUT, this is also the third draft. So imagine how bad the earlier two must have been, eh?Being a feature, we had to split this one up into a few episodes. This is part 3. Enjoy.

 

Table Reads ep. 05 - Urban Folktale Part 2

Released on Wednesday, November 25th 2015 @ 3:12AM

In our teen years, we wrote a short heist film that was later turned into a mopey teen angst NOT-Heist film.  THIS is that mopey teen-angst not-heist film. It was the first feature-length screenplay we ever wrote and, guys, it stinks. BUT, this is also the third draft. So imagine how bad the earlier two must have been, eh?Being a feature, we had to split this one up into a few episodes. This is part 2. Enjoy.

 

Table Reads ep. 04 - Urban Folktale Part 1

Released on Monday, November 16th 2015 @ 11:13AM

Our last episode was a short heist film that was based on an earlier short heist film that was turned into a mopey teen angst NOT-Heist film.  THIS is that mopey teen-angst not-heist film. It was the first feature-length screenplay we ever wrote and, guys, it stinks. BUT, this is also the third draft. So imagine how bad the earlier two must have been, eh?Being a feature, we had to split this one up into a few episodes. This is part 1. Enjoy.

 

Table Reads ep. 03 - Aftermath

Released on Saturday, November 7th 2015 @ 4:28AM

For this episode, we jump forward several years to a collaboration we made when we were much more mature and wise in the ways of the world. …Only to remind ourselves that 19 is probably the least enlightened age ever, because you think you’re so damn enlightened. This is our reworking of our earlier take on a Tarantino-esqe heist movie, after that earlier take was re-worked into a mopey mope-fest without a heist.  Unlike Highlander, this is a complete short film and we managed to get the whole thing done in a single episode! Enjoy!

 

Table Reads ep. 02 - Highlander Part 2

Released on Friday, November 6th 2015 @ 4:27AM

It’s part 2 of Highlander: The Immortal Battle Continues! This episode has the backhanded honor of containing what MUST be the worst line of dialogue in the history of mankind. We timed it, and it had us laughing so hard at its terribleness that we couldn’t form a sentence for nearly 4 whole minutes.

 

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